Thursday, October 9, 2014

I've been waiting for you

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It was a stormy night and billy was sacred to death in his bed he had heard a weird noise but was afraid to get out of bed and see where the noise had come from he had finally gotten the courage to get up and go to the bathroom where he would quickly turn on the light he flicked the switch the light had not come on billy thought to himself that the power must have went out during the night. He went to go and get his flashlight that he had kept under his bed in case of an emergency. He grabbed it  and flicked the switch light shot out of the front of the machine so he went to his parents room to tell them he had heard a noise he was on his way to his parents room when he heard a louder bang coming from down stairs so billy ran to his parents room flung the door open and ran to the bed he tugged at his moms blanket to find she wasn't there or his dad billy began to freak out so much he decided that his only option was to go down stairs and see what had made that noise and find his parents he tip toed down the stairs going into the living room everything looked fine until he went into the kitchen he saw there was a red substance on the ground near the refrigerator he opened the door to find all of the food was missing and it was all splatted all over the walls of the refrigerator Billy wasn't sure what was happening to him he had thought that he might be having a bad dream that he will wake up to his mother singing telling him to wake up but no he knew this wasn't a dream he had checked all of the rooms in the house expect for the basement he had always been afraid of the basement because of its dampness and darkness he swung open the door and shined the flashlight into the stairway he took step by step going down into the room he saw something on the ground so he shined his light onto it there was a note that said something so he went to pick it up and there was something that looked like ketchup he smelled it and it was blood it had a Metallica smell to it he finally turned it over and saw what the note said it said I've Been Waiting for you he dropped it and saw the door leading out of the basement slammed shut and all you could hear was a faint scream of a little boy.    

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

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No More Cheez-Its

CHEEZ-It!
Well when i awakened i had the best feeling in my life a feeling i had never felt since i had my pet turtle dive into the toilet it was a weird day  okay back to present day i had gotten my clothes on and gotten ready for school then i had my breakfast mm mm cheez-its dang they were yummy i had some left so i started to walk to school and when i had arrived they fell out still i hadn't noticed so i kept walking they were on the ground getting crushed by everyone who had stepped on it  yet no one had bothered to pick them up until a yellow haired kid came walking in also named as Jhon picked them up when he looked inside he saw that there were cheez-its he started throwing them down his throat and went on a hunger spree for cheez its this kid had a one in a life time disease known as THE CHEEZ ITS INFECTION  he didnt stop until the whole school was stolen from their cheez its that is why there is no more cheez its.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

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Pizza by the Harbour | Noblesville, IN
Hello i have come to tell you about an awesome deal at an awesome restaurant which is awesome in so many ways the reason i am talking to you is that we are selling our awesome sandwiches and our awesome burritos and our awesome soups that are on sale for one less dollar the reason we are selling them for one less dollar is because the land of awesomeness is having a festival that allows all awesome restaurants to sell their food one less dollar the reason we are selling them for one less dollar is five thousand years ago the first king of awesomeness was elected to lead us into the new world which was five miles down town of the land of awesomeness so when we got to the newly claimed territory we put the land of awesomeness flag down which allowed us to conjurer the entire universe because we had one thing other didn't have it was pizza and cheese pizza we now own the entire galaxy. Happy awesomeness festival.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Some People Just Forget

I will never forget about how some kids are really snobby and very dramatic because i have had to live through it which is very stupid i do not like it when they think they are cooler than you because they really aren't everybody is equal even if they have better clothes then you or better shoes every one is the same. Now to the dramatic part some kids talk about other kids and look what she is wearing today omg lol. Some times adults act like this too they are cruel and mean and selfish because that is how their parents have raised them and taught them how to act  well its not fair to someone kind and nice to go up to someone and say hi and not get a response they are mean their parents obviously didn't teach them manners. That is how kids are today they have no manners what so ever they hardly ever say  sorry only if they had got in trouble by their teacher and they never say thank you or your welcome some of these thing i will never forget about.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

So Cold So So Cold

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Well the furnace went out and we are freezing our butts off it is co cold you could keep an ice cube from melting it all happened when we were outside playing in the snow we came inside and my brother asked if all of us wanted to have an inside snowball tournament which would be pretty cool so we went outside and scooped up as much snow that could fill up two buckets we then made the snowballs the fight had begun at the sound my moms expensive vase cracking into a million shards our mother was at work so we were okay we could say the cat had done this while we were outside playing in the snow well the unexpected happened next i threw a big snowball at the thermometer and it made the machine fry up and we heard a loud bang and then the lights went out which i guess the wires in the walls fired up because of the snow melting onto the thermometer we then stopped playing inside with snowballs and we tried to clean up the mess that we had made as fast as we could but the snow was melting and our mom wasn't going to be home in about three hours so the temperature slowly went down and down and down until we were freezing cold.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

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Strange Beach

strange beaches | 1800FlyEurope
Well we went to Hawaii  and we saw this and we were shocked because we thought it might have been a foreign language asking for help so we got out of the boat to see that all the buildings around on the beach were burned and some of them still lit on fire so we walked closer to the commercial part of the town we were staying at and we saw more fire and there wasn't anybody around that we could see we saw something on the ground a block away so we ran towards it and looked at it it was a man and he had been injured by something but he was okay he couldn't walk though he could talk but only for a minuets time he told us what happened there was an arsonist that lit a building on fire and the fire spread towards all of the other buildings and the whole entire town was on fire everybody ran to get cover from the ash and the smoke so we helped him up and then we went to were the entire town was. The town we were at was a small town so it didn't hit the news we and the town were the only ones who new this.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

9/11 The Worst thing in Americas History

Well it was 2001 9/11 two terrorists wanted to blow up the twin towers in new York which were massive buildings that have many offices in them. Two guys high jacked a plane and took it off its course and started to make their way to new York. Well the fist plane hit the right tower i think then the second plane hit the other. America was in shock of what happened every one stopped what they were doing to watch the news and see what was going on. The towers had caught on fire because of the planes crashing into the building. hundreds of people died that day some escaped some didnt some of the people that died we do not even  know their names.
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Thursday, September 4, 2014

What To Do When You Are Bored

Hello i am here to tell you some interesting things such as what to do when you are bored. Okay number one go to the store this fist step will require you to purchase large amounts of food. The next step is that you need to go to your neighbors house and give them the food later that night they will discover that you have secretly put some worms into the food with a wireless camera which you can watch fome the comforts of your living room. Next go to bed and wake up  at 6:00 am then while every one is sleeping get a pan and a large metal spoon and start clanging on the pot  every one will be up then and if they dont get up get a huge bucket of cold ice water and dump it onto them then they will have to get up and have a shower which would be funny then when they are awake make them make breakfast and when they go to eat  it take their food and eat outside.
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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Onion BubbleGum

Bubble Gum
Thank you dearest friend for the delicious Onion flavored bubblegum mm-mm it was so go When i get back from mexico i will send you some yummy foot flavored candy drops straight from Mexico's greatest candy factory. If you like this flavor i could order you some more how about barf taffy or some yummy poop rocks but if you want this you will have to give me your order quick sales are going up. And the stocks will be out soon so order fast see you soon. Side effects may cause throwing up headaches sever diarrhea and losing the ability to smell ever again thank you for you time and keep on buying that yummy candy.

Thursday, August 28, 2014